明陞M88娱乐(明升M88娱乐,明升M88娱乐,明升MANSION88娱乐)国外来料, 首发身价不及曼城零头?没关系,诺维奇城,教你做城

看得高兴记得要转发哦

ON: 诺维奇 3-2 曼城比赛日期:2019.9.14

[–]【诺维奇】Tri_cep 2498 points 18 hours ago 

Holy shit those 4 last minutes felt like eternity.

Best performance I’ve seen by Krul this season.

沃日这最后4分钟感觉像一辈子。

这是本赛季我见过的克鲁尔表现最好的一场。

[–]【诺维奇】banterray 736 points 18 hours ago 

So commanding today. Unreal performance.

霸气得一笔。神一般的表现。

[–]【荷兰】Rearfeeder2Strong 547 points 16 hours ago 

For some reason he can go absolutely bonkers randomly once in a while. Like that Newcastle game vs Spurs. Or in the world cup where he was subbed in to stop penalties in the semi final.

Dude occasionally just decides to become prime Van de Sar randomly.

很莫名的是他隔三差五就会有一次天神下凡的发挥。比如纽卡对热刺那场。还有当年世界杯半决赛被换上去扑点球。

这哥们儿就是看心情随机切换成巅峰范德萨状态。

[–]【埃弗顿】jeremy1338 3466 points 18 hours ago 

What an upset. You have to give credit to Norwich, all of their players have been putting in a defensive shift.

大冷门啊。必须要赞一赞诺维奇,所有球员都拼了命防守。

[–]【利物浦】bridgeorl 1233 points 18 hours ago 

They have loads of defenders injured and all don’t they?

他们不是正有一大堆后卫受伤了吗?

[–]【埃弗顿】jeremy1338 919 points 18 hours ago 

Yeah, they had more players injured then players in training last week. Three first time defenders were injured I believe.

是的,上周他们受伤的球员比参加训练的多。我记得有3个首发后卫都伤了。

[–]【热刺】Mick4Audi 338 points 18 hours ago 

Wow so that’s like backup backup CB pairing. Also Aarons is injured as well?

哇所以这是替补中卫组合。以及亚伦斯是不是也伤了?

[–]【热刺】flexiblelion 3074 points 18 hours ago* 

Wow!! What a great performance from Norwich, their work rate was unbelievable. The fans played a huge part too.

Manchester City was dreadful, Walker is genuinely so so bad.

卧槽!!诺维奇这发挥太棒了,他们太勤奋了。球迷也给了球队很大的帮助。

曼城浑浑噩噩的,沃克是真心太差太差了。

[–]【热刺】spursyspursy 1320 points 18 hours ago 

fucking Tim Krul man

他喵的克鲁尔太假了

[–]NoMoreTankies 572 points 18 hours ago 

he had to use his one world-class match per year against Man City instead of Spurs this year.

今年他把一年一度的天神下凡用在曼城身上,不虐热刺了。

[–]【皇马】YouEatFeces 591 points 18 hours ago 

How bout them City players kicking it straight at the keeper

倒觉得是曼城球员个个都对着门将射

[–]【热刺】spursyspursy 795 points 18 hours ago 

i’m gonna call that good positioning

这叫站位好

[–]【利物浦】preperprep 381 points 18 hours ago* 

Daniel Farke is a wonderfully gifted young manager with a huge future ahead of him and he has such a willing group of players under him atm. Norwich fans have always been class.

法尔克真是个极其有天赋的少帅,未来大好,目前手下还有这么一批好球员。诺维奇球迷也是很有风度。

[–]fijozico 1410 points 18 hours ago 

City > City confirmed.

此城非彼城。

[–]【利物浦】8errard 489 points 18 hours ago 

Norwich City best City

诺维奇城,教你做城。

[–]【诺维奇】HendricXz 1948 points 18 hours ago 

I fucking love this club so much. What a performance. After West Ham I was really worried this was gonna be a demolition but holy fuck am I dreaming

我他妈的太爱这支球队了。多么伟大的表现。西汉姆那场球之后我真的担心今天要被虐了,结果上帝啊我是在做梦吗

[–]【西汉姆】ThicctorFrankenstein 701 points 18 hours ago 

You shouldn’t have worried, our attacking fluidity is unparalleled. Pep can only dream of the beautiful passing interplay between Masuaku and Haller.

你没啥好担心的,我锤水银泻地一般的进攻不是一般人比得了的。马苏亚库和阿莱之间的美妙传递,瓜只有做梦才能梦见。

[–]【诺维奇】KreativeHawk 591 points 18 hours ago 

Genuinely thought we were gonna beat the previous record for most conceded in one game.

Tonight, I’m so proud.

真心以为我雀会打破单场最多丢球纪录。

今晚,我很自豪。

[–]【诺维奇】HendricXz 282 points 18 hours ago 

I said to everyone if we concede less than 7 I’d be happy and here we are, still in disbelief

我跟所有人说要是丢球少于7个算我输,现在我都不敢相信

[–]carterish 5181 points 18 hours ago 

Norwich:

Recently promoted.

TEN (10) players injured.

Facing two time Champions with 198 points.

Entire squad bought for a fraction of Man City’s bench.

Also, Norwich:

LET’S BE HAVING YOU. COME ON

WHAT. A. GAME.

诺维奇:

升班马。

10名球员受伤。

面对总积分198分的两届英超冠军。

全队身价不如曼城板凳的零头。

同样是诺维奇:

放胆上啊。拼了!

这比赛太强了!

[–]【法兰克福】deniz619 3131 points 18 hours ago 

Norwich: Have Pukki

City: Dont have Pukki

诺维奇:有普基

曼城:没有普基

[–]Spokane_Lone_Wolf 2024 points 18 hours ago 

Norwich: Manager has hair

City: Manager is bald

诺维奇:主帅有头发

曼城:主帅是秃子

[–]【拜仁】Tyrath 1397 points 18 hours ago 

City manager: Fraud

Norwich manager: Not fraud

曼城主帅:骗子

诺维奇主帅:不是骗子

[–]【埃因霍温】theprimoscientist 289 points 18 hours ago 

Math checks out

数字是不会骗人的

[–]Cosy4eva 2401 points 18 hours ago 

This is Norwich’s way of thanking Liverpool for letting Suarez leave.

为了报答利物浦放走苏亚雷斯,诺维奇已经尽力了。

[–]【利物浦】jamesmir89 398 points 17 hours ago 

Lol, good banter.

哈哈哈哈,好梗。

[–]【曼联】FeatJon 3139 points 18 hours ago 

If i speak im in big trouble

我要是说话我就给自己挖坑了

[–]【曼联】Asayanora 1454 points 18 hours ago 

Just smile and wave boys

微微笑挥挥手

[–]【利物浦】brewmatt 728 points 18 hours ago 

You are 2 points off City. Just saying.

你们跟曼城就差2分。我就说说。

[–]【曼联】necro-botanist 460 points 17 hours ago 

mate given how atro明陞M88足球(明升M88足球,M88明陞足球,明陞MANSION88足球)cious our results have been, that’s a good frickin surprise

哥们儿,想想我们最近这差劲的成绩,只差2分还真让我有点意外

[–]【诺维奇】Cobby_ 1671 points 19 hours ago 

I literally could not be prouder of our lads. This is one of my proudest days ever as a norwich fan. My hands are literally shaking and my throat is so fucked I won’t be able to talk all week. The average cost of 1 of their players is more than our entire 25 man squad and not only have we beaten them today but deservedly so

我真的没法对我们的小伙子更加自豪。这是我作为诺维奇球迷最为自豪的一天。我的双手还在颤抖,嗓子也哑了估计一整周也说不上话。他们平均一个球员的身价要高于我们全队25人大名单,我们不止是赢了而且赢得名正言顺

[–]【诺维奇】JangoAllTheWay 521 points 19 hours ago 

I’ve never felt this before

这真是从未有过的船新体验

[–]【Manchester City】Umbricon 531 points 20 hours ago 

Nicolas Otamendi | Welcome to Besiktas ○ Fuck-Ups, Giveaways, Charitable Contributions | 2020-21 HD 1420P

尼古拉斯-奥塔门迪 | 欢迎加盟贝西克塔斯 ○ 脑抽、送大礼、慈善级送温暖 | 2020-21赛季 HD 1420P

[–]【维拉】Darvos83 350 points 19 hours ago 

Champions of the Championship beat the champions of the Premier League. Championship is the best league in England confirmed

英冠冠军把英超冠军给干了,英冠真乃大英第一联赛

[–]【曼城】ethanicles7 1979 points 20 hours ago 

Walker with a legitimate 0/10 performance

沃克真心0分滚粗一分都不能再多了

[–]Suddenly_Beachball 923 points 20 hours ago 

Otamendi has also had a stinker, in fact the back four and keeper were poor today.

奥塔门迪也臭球,事实上整条后防线和门将今天都很水。

[–]【切尔西】aacod15 439 points 20 hours ago 

Literally gave Norwich a goal

直接送了诺维奇一个球

[–]【利物浦】JamieBevvers 441 points 23 hours ago 

it’s not his fault, his controller disconnected :/

不是他的错,他手柄断线了 :/

[–]【利物浦】that0neGuy22 1049 points 18 hours ago 

Norwich Vs Man City being the best game of the season…. everyone seen that coming

诺维奇对曼城打成了赛季最佳比赛……真是意料之中呢

[–]【阿森纳】ap120 776 points 18 hours ago 

Man City put up a good fight, but the overwhelming favourites showed their elite championship winning mentality to grind out a tough win.

曼城很努力,但传统豪强诺维奇展现了他们英冠冠军的赢家心态,艰难拿下一胜。

[–]Spokane_Lone_Wolf 483 points 18 hours ago 

Norwich are the new Leicester

Pukki is the next Vardy

诺维奇是新莱斯特

普基就是下一个瓦尔迪

[–]UOE459 767 points 18 hours ago 

The yellow team are the team who’ve spent £1billion on players in the last few years right?

那个黄队就是你们说的这几年砸了10亿买人那队吧?

[–]【阿森纳】ap120 458 points 18 hours ago 

Be fair, they have their 60m player injured…now their backline’s only worth 150m.

讲句公道话,他们6000万先生伤了……现在他们的后防线身价只有1.5亿了。

[–]sneeds-feed-n-seed 345 points 18 hours ago 

”Nice” – Liverpool fans

“漂亮”——利物浦球迷

[–]【利物浦】JazzyMcJazzJazz 124 points 18 hours ago 

Nice

漂亮

[–]【利物浦】_longtimelistener 50 points 17 hours ago 

Nice

漂亮

[–]【阿森纳】IGuessIRanOutOfChara 1537 points 18 hours ago* 

Who would win?

Half a billion pounds of Arab money used to buy the league and every other trophy or some yellow tractor bois?

谁会赢?

阿拉伯石油大亨买买买队,还是黄衣拖拉机小分队?

[–]【诺维奇】KreativeHawk 306 points 18 hours ago 

Don’t you associate us with the scum down south

别把我们和南部土鳖混为一谈

[–]【切尔西】vk2499 5599 points 20 hours ago 

Man city defense is shambles

曼城后防就是豆腐渣

[–]【墨西哥】Jewssee 2800 points 20 hours ago 

Laporte died for this

拉波尔特死不瞑目

[–]cutetrap420 1735 points 20 hours ago 

pebbles and otamendi are fuckin shite

磊子和奥塔门迪就他妈是狗屎

[–]【国米】Smugleaf_Raptors2012 882 points 20 hours ago 

John Pebbles couldn’t handle the greatness of Pukki

蒋磊在普基面前无能为力

[–]【热刺】FutilityInfielder 637 points 19 hours ago 

Wtf was Otamendi doing

奥塔门迪他娘的在作甚

[–]simomii 508 points 18 hours ago 

And wtf was he complaining about?

以及他娘的还在抱怨啥?

[–]【伯恩利】F明陞开户(明升开户,M88开户,MANSION88开户)eel_The_Burnley 378 points 18 hours ago 

No one shouted that he had a man on

抱怨没人告诉他后面有人

[–]【西布朗】JoeyJo-JoJnrShabadoo 350 points 18 hours ago 

Stones is clearly telling him to give it to Ederson

斯通斯明显叫他回传给爱德森了

[–]Paperclip00007 159 points 17 hours ago 

After the goal Stones points to his head telling him to use his brain.

丢球之后斯通斯指着脑袋叫他要用脑子。

[–]【曼联】ThePurpleBoy 75 points 16 hours ago 

Otamendi doesn’t have one

说得好像他有似的

[–]【利物浦】MagicMagMM 4093 points 19 hours ago 

Pukki is a religion at this point

以这个速度发展下去普基要成邪教了

[–]【海伦芬】FaultySky 740 points 19 hours ago 

I’ll welcome him into me at this rate.

我欢迎他进入我的身体。

[–]Hamez_Milnerinho 308 points 18 hours ago 

He’s busy mate

他很忙的

[–]CertainTour 1462 points 18 hours ago 

Neymar scores a bicycle kick = meh

Pukki scores a tap in = OH MY GOD MOM GET THE CAMERA

内马尔倒钩破门 = 装逼

普基推空门 = 卧槽,妈快把相机拿来我要拍照纪念

[–]togerqwerty1234 525 points 18 hours ago 

We love an underdog

谁不爱黑马呢

[–]【水晶宫】jaydenoren 2677 points 19 hours ago 

Otamendi is fucking wank man

奥塔门迪就他妈是个傻缺

[–]【利物浦】goofygoober2 1314 points 19 hours ago 

He’s just a big Pukki fan

他只不过是个大号普基球迷

[–]【利兹】RaiseTheRoofe 1111 points 19 hours ago 

Fucking legend. Yeah alright they deserved to go up as champions

真他妈传奇。有这场在手他们升级也是理所当然

[–]【曼联】Yuvi_02 438 points 19 hours ago 

Champions vs Champions this.

王对王。

[–]【切尔西】Chapea12 1209 points 18 hours ago 

When does this stop becoming a meme and just become our reality that the league’s best player is on Norwich?

现在大家都不是搞笑,而是正式承认联赛最强球员在诺维奇了?

[–]【柏林】LordMangudai 103 points 14 hours ago 

These are the sort of comments you saw a lot of in the Leicester season…

莱斯特夺冠那个赛季出现过很多类似这样的评论……

[–]WalkingWiseman 698 points 19 hours ago 

Pukki to Real Madrid in January?

普基1月加盟皇马?

[–]【诺维奇】Tri_cep 951 points 18 hours ago 

Real Madrid to Pukki*

是皇马加盟普基

[–]【利物浦】brianstormIRL 381 points 19 hours ago 

Just how good are we that we kept the absolute legend Pukki to just one goal?

我军是有多强啊,那天只让传奇普基进了1个球?

[–]【利物浦】gudni-bergs 101 points 16 hours ago 

Pukki chose to spare us that night, he is truly a merciful god

那一夜是普基宽恕了我们,他真是一位慈悲为怀的神

End

长按识别下方二维码

关注我

扫描二维码,关注我们

还有更多无节操吐槽

点此阅读Reddit原文